Internet harassment, sexual harassment over the internet, and internet stalking, are federal
crimes. We've been told that it's not the first time you've caught the attention of the FBI, and
they're sick of hearing about you. Keep it up! It's just more fodder for the fire. They may not move
very fast ... but they have been taking a much harsher view on this sort of thing lately.
Rest assured - you will hear from them, and we will be well armed with information from this
latest assault to add to our growing collection of moronities you've perpetrated so far.
My advice to you: get a life! Stop humiliating your poor parents in public.