Thought of the Day
The Priest Is Never Right
If he is happy.........he is a nuisance;
if he is austere......... he is bad tempered.
If he is handsome......... why didn't he marry;
if he is ugly ......... nobody loved him.
If he is fat ......... he eats too much;
if he is thin......... he is stingy.
If he is tall......... he looks down on people;
if he is short......... he looks like an altar boy.
If he owns a car......... he likes material things;
if he walks......... he is old-fashioned.
If he visits the faithful......... he meddles in other people's business;
if he stays in the rectory......... he is an introvert.
If he talks about Heaven......... he is a modernist;
if he talks about Hell......... he is a Jansenist.
If he preaches long sermons......... he is boring;
if he preaches short sermons......... he doesn't want to get tired.
If he speaks normally......... you can't understand what he says;
if he raises his voice......... he screams.
If he asks for donations......... he is greedy;
if he doesn't ask for donations......... his bank account should be checked.
If he fixes up the chapel......... he doesn't care about peoples money;
if he doesn't fix up the chapel......... he doesn't care about the chapel.
If he is young......... he lacks experience;
if he is old......... he should retire;
if he is in between......... he is in a critical age.
Do as he may......... or even if he does nothing, *he will never be right* !
But if he leaves......... who will take his place ?
Pray for him and help him
- Author Unknown to me - taken from MMP Forum
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